I love my hubby. I can not think of a better encourager, a more selfless person, a greater Dad, a truer friend than my Adam. But the thing is I don’t think he reads my blog. He will if I ask him to. The posts that are grammatically correct are so because he proof read them and I am always asking him how to spell words like, the and cat. But seriously I don’t understand why he isn’t checking my blog like hourly while he is at work. So I have a secret. A test to see if he does read my blog. And you better not tell him. I want to see how long it takes him.
There is this app on the iPhone, Words with Friends, it’s a kinda of scrabble game that you play with friends with the same app. Adam and I have been playing each other for a while. The first game he totally beat me to a bloody pulp. (Remember I said he was my grammar checker?) He won by 79 points. So the next game I went online a looked up how to cheat. And it totally worked. I won by 202 points! I am really touched that he thinks I am smart enough to come up with words like, insigne- really? I don’t even know what that means (ok just looked it up it’s the singular of insignia). In order to not totally give my secret away I will choose words like, armpit and doofus over more difficult words, even if doofus has less points than tributary.
The game we are currently playing I just played the word uprouse for 65 points. Seriously. I will continue to cheat until Adam reads my blog and finds out my little secret. And then I promise I won’t cheat anymore, well maybe.